Football Jokes: Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
- ISBN10: 1447254619
- ISBN13: 9781447254614
- Author: Macmillan Adult's Books/Macmillan Children's Books
- Illustrator: Jane Eccles
- Format: Paperback / softback
- Published: 05/06/2014
£5.99
Hilarious jokes perfect for young footie fans!
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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!
With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.